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Woman arrested for trying to bite off her boyfriends penis

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TULSA - A night out drinking and an argument with his girlfriend nearly cost a Tulsa man his penis.

Officers responded to a Tulsa hospital early Thursday morning where a man claimed his girlfriend attacked him while he slept.

Amber Ellis was arrested for maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon.

According to the police report, the victim said he and his girlfriend were out drinking and began arguing while walking home "about how needy she had become." The couple verbally fought in the apartment until the victim told police Ellis stormed off, slamming the bedroom door.

Police say the victim fell asleep on the couch only to wake up to find Ellis "biting his (penis) off."

The victim told police he fought Ellis off but she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.

Once hospitalized, the victim received several stitches to the base of his penis and was treated for injuries to his head, face, neck, fingers and knee.

Ellis was taken into custody for an interview and ultimately booked into the Tulsa County Jail.



You can read the full article in the link below and you will also see a picture of this sick woman.

http://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/wom ... -penis-off
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:shock:

Drugs?
Demon possession?

Please help me out here... not wanting to believe it's just an AW...
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Jester wrote:Drugs?
Demon possession?

Please help me out here... not wanting to believe it's just an AW...
My guess is that the woman is mentally ill and needs professional help! :shock:

She also committed a crime and should be thrown in jail for a long time.
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jamesbond wrote:TULSA - A night out drinking and an argument with his girlfriend nearly cost a Tulsa man his penis.

Officers responded to a Tulsa hospital early Thursday morning where a man claimed his girlfriend attacked him while he slept.

Amber Ellis was arrested for maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon.
...
Police say the victim fell asleep on the couch only to wake up to find Ellis "biting his (penis) off."

The victim told police he fought Ellis off but she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.

Once hospitalized, the victim received several stitches to the base of his penis and was treated for injuries to his head, face, neck, fingers and knee.

Why would any man settle for pr0n / video games / fishing or whatever when he can "man up" and get him some of this? :?
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She's f***ing crazy!
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Teal Lantern wrote:Why would any man settle for pr0n / video games / fishing or whatever when he can "man up" and get him some of this? :?
Porn isn't much of a life companion, but at least it doesn't bite off your dick.
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MarcosZeitola wrote:p**n isn't much of a life companion, but at least it doesn't bite off your dick.
I know a handful of women who are very doting and nearly fall to pieces if their husband / long-term partner so much as gets ill.
Thing is ALL of these women are in their 50s or 60s and on LTP/husband #2 or #3. :shock:

Their daughters are in the age range as the woman in this story and some are currently ruining the lives of starter husband / baby-daddy #1 and seeing how much they can get away with.
They might concern themselves with being good life companions when they get way older.
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I guess this woman "bit off more than she could chew." :shock:
"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

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This particular story is a few years old but there was a similar story like this last year! No wonder why men in America are so hesitant to get involved with women, the juice isn't worth the squeeze! :shock:
"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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